Rock Groups 2025

So it's July again, when Internet readership drops off sharply and strange things happen on this blog while no-one's looking. Arguably the strangest is the annual Offering of Rock Groups Yearning to Be, that yearly list of potential group names posted for the benefit of literally anyone who wants one. (Full details here.)

Included in the deal is permission to reveal to anyone who enquires that your group's name was bestowed by a Zen hermit monk. And that all by itself is worth the price of admission. (Which is zero. Don't ask; it's a Zen thing.)

So once more into the breach. Extra credit to anyone who catches the literary, historical, scientific, and pop culture references that follow. In Google veritas.


Rock Groups 2025

The Window

Holgar

Tsunami Turtle

Der Pfeilstorch

Concrete Animals of Mexico

Einsatz

Exidor

Fala Does Mind

Hyōgaiji (may I suggest that you also take 丂 as your logo)

Vines's Boot

The Offcuts

Morton's Fork

PTT

The Skeleton Men

The Dumb Waiters

Headbolt

Deadbolt

Gasket

The High-Fivin' White Guys

Daily Driver

Harfang

Elon

Musk

Membrane

Jonas Grumbey

The Heat Monkeys

The Luck

Hinge

Plug Ugly

The Roadside Dinosaurs

Pilori

French Club

Uh-Oh Chongo

Gaturro

Motormouse


(Photo courtesy of Pixabay.com and a generous photographer.)