(Friends lent me this tiny cabin high on a forested ridge to use as a radio shack for two weeks. One of the nicest and most radio-friendly sites I've operated. And an excellent hermit hut.)
Appearing also on My Corner of the World.
A moth walks into a podiatrist's office and sits down. "Doctor," he says, "my life is a mess."
"After twenty years of faithful service to my company, they laid me off.
"My brother, the only other surviving member of my family, was given three months to live.
"I'm feeling more and more irrelevant every day, as if no-one needs or wants me. My whole life has been a complete waste. I've accomplished nothing of note, even by my own account.
"And today my wife, the only reason I got up and went to that dead-end job every day, announces she's leaving because I'm too depressed."
"That's terrible!" says the doctor. "But why have you come to me with this? I'm a podiatrist."
"Oh," says the moth, "I just came in here because the light was on."
Wu Ya's commentary: "Mind the gap."
(Photo courtesy of E. Jones and Wikimedia Commons.)
Thus I am one of few goyim to have experienced the blessing of Jewish grandparents.
During that time I came to relish the Hebrew world view – so similar to my own Scottish and Old Settler heritage, yet so... not.
Upgraded, as it were. Different data, same conclusion. And with a wicked snap no Scot could despise.
So twenty years later, when, having become a Zen monk, I encountered the following online, I was primed to appreciate it.
The following is one of many well-shared excerpts from Zen Judaism: For You a Little Enlightenment, a short 2002 book by David M. Bader that took the early Net by storm. The site I saved my own text from has long since gone to the 404 meadows, but Heller Web Space preserves a close facsimile, with appropriately Web 2.0 æsthetics.
So enjoy this spin on the wisdom of the Ancestors, with refreshingly Nasrudinic clarity.
Zen Judaism
by David M. Bader
1. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
2. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
3. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip... joy. With the second... satisfaction. With the third, peace. With the fourth, a danish.
4. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
5. Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health or a life without problems. What would you talk about?
6. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single "oy".
7. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited.And whose fault was that?
8. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkes.
9. The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.
10. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this, and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
11. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.
12. Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all things faster.
13. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
14. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: Get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?
15. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
16. The Torah says, "Love thy neighbour as thyself." The Buddha says there is no "self." So, maybe you are off the hook.
17. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish?
18. Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain, though your blood and flesh dry up and wither away, yet shall you meditate and not stir until you have attained full Enlightenment. But first, a little nosh.
(Photo courtesy of Unsplash.com and a generous photographer.)
(How hot has it been here? So hot that rabbits are "splooting" [hunkering down on cooler bare ground in plain sight of people and other potential predators] right in front of my front door. Such weather used to be highly unusual here in my hometown, but has become the new "normal" these last few years. One that neither I nor the rabbits will get used to.)
Appearing also on My Corner of the World.
"How badly people want to talk to someone. They cannot make anyone hear them unless they scream, but they seldom really scream. Instead, they put letters in bottles and throw them into the sea of strangers, and the letters always seem to say, 'Save me, save me'."
Peter S. Beagle
(Photo courtesy of Šarūnas Burdulis and Wikimedia Commons.)
