Welcome, honoured sangha, to your annual festival of potential rock group names here on the Ring. This makes an eleventh year of this odd and inexplicable July ritual, which is offered in the cause of the entertainment of all sentient beings.
Those needing reminder will find an explanation, such as it is, of this phenomenon here, as it first appeared away back in 2013.
As for rules and regulations, I suspect the 2021 post stated them most clearly.
Remember that any suggested genres are just that; there is no obligation of any kind, moral or financial, associated with this list, in whole or in part. You're a group as yet unnamed, you grab anything you like, with no apologies.
Let's crack on, shall we?
Rock Groups 2024
Roobar (Australian alt-country)
The Riot Dogs
Synesthesia (acid rock jam band)
Visible Filth (seems like it's gotta be punk, but hey, why not a boy band?)
The Drop Bears
Albino Platypus
Palindrome
Head Cannon
None More Black (Spinal tap reference)
Farmer John and the Weeds of Concern
The Sea Lions
No Thru Traffic
Demogorgon (metal)
Prometheus (hair band)
Bedfellow
House Hippo (Canadian twee pop)
Fingerstop
Matthew
Drywall
Maßkrug (metal band too sophisticated for an umlaut)
Ziggy Says
Monitor (the lizard, not the teacher's pet or computer screen)
(Rhododendron macrophyllum, the Pacific rhododendron, is the state flower of Washington. In late spring it bursts out in the grey-green twilight of the North Coast jungle, where its pale pink blossoms seem to glow above the undergrowth. When my mom was in high school, kids in her small Puget Sound town used to cut truckloads of these from the forests along the bay, to fill the gym for prom.