"If you think it's hard faking your own death, try faking your own birth."
Steven Wright
(Photo courtesy of André Peltier and Wikimedia Commons.)
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
Steven Wright
(Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons and a generous photographer.)
"You never know what you have until it's gone.
"I wanted to know what I had, so I got rid of everything."
Steven Wright,
undercover Zen master
(Photo courtesy of Mikael Gripsvik and Wikimedia Commons.)
"I woke up this morning and my girlfriend asked if I'd slept well. I said no, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
(Photo courtesy of Marilyn Cole and Wikimedia Commons.)
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Steven Wright
(Photo of a basement that looks nothing like mine courtesy of Tom W. Sulcer and Wikimedia Commons.)