The Seventh I’d Really Rather You Didn’t

7. I’d really rather you didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

From The 8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

(Photo of devout Pastafarian courtesy of Wikimedia Commons and a generous photographer.)